This Gentle Pastor Wants to Put All Homosexuals In a Pen ~ Until We’re Dead
Via one of my favorite blogs, The Randy Report ~
Dear Pastor Worley ~
A few questions:
1. Can we have disco in the Gay Pen?
2. How did you arrive at the measurements for the Gay Pen? Have you researched this or did you just throw out a number?
3. Logistically, how do we get all the gays to the Gay Pen?
4. Have you picked a spot for the Gay Pen? (Hopefully someplace with a water view.)
5. Why feed us?
6. Who’s paying to build the fence? Who’s paying to electrify the fence? Are we going to have to raise taxes for your proposed Gay Pen?
7. If it makes you “pukin’ sick” to “imagine kissin’ some man,” why do it? I can tell you with absolute certainty that I will never, ever imagine you kissing anyone.
8. When new gay people are born, then what?
9. Why separate the sexes? That seems kinda silly, huh?
10. You do know that the word “against” has an “s” and a “t” in it, right?