Tanorexic Mom Action Figure

G.I. Joe.  The Incredible Hulk.  Tan Mom.

How did we miss this?

Via Businessweek.com ~

Emil Vicale’s phone hasn’t stopped ringing since his company, Herobuilders.com, released a tanorexic dollearlier this week, spinning it off from news about burnt-sienna-hued New Jersey mom Patricia Krentcil. The Oxford (Conn.) action-figure maker is gearing up to make hundreds of copies of its so-called “Tanorexic Action Figure,” which has an orange face and blonde hair and sells for $29.95.

$29.95!