President Obama & Vice President Biden Are Making Kids Gay

They’re more powerful than I thought!

According to 14 year old radio host Caiden Cowger, our President and Vice President are making kids gay.  He also refers to homosexuality as a “belief” (prompting me to wonder what exactly he thinks a belief is) and says that it’s getting “worse” and is “sickening.”  Considering how “sickening” it is, I find it odd that he felt compelled to count the number of homosexual kids in his county ~ by his count about 30 ~ and that he admits to actually having been friends with some of them!  Clutch the pearls!!!

We get this hateful, misguided, homosexuality-obsessed rant via HRC ~

For the record, I feel safe in asserting that there were gay people ~ even gay children ~ before President Obama took office.  I know this because I was one of them.  Also, I’m sure the President and Vice President are losing sleep over this accusation, so I’d like to put their minds at ease by letting them know that I don’t hold either one of them personally responsible for my being gay.  Although if they are ~ Thanks guys!

Caiden has been removed from the air by Spreaker, the service hosting his show.  From Spreaker,

“While we not only support free speech, we help it find its way to more people faster and easier with our service that is the audio equivalent of YouTube, but like them, we cannot and will not condone hate speech,” said Spreaker CEO Francesco Baschieri in a statement. “Consequently, we have pulled down audio content from Caiden Cowger, whose recent gay-bashing clearly crosses the line from free — to hate — speech.”